Learning Sports
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31st, 2009 by andrew mackay – 5 CommentsThis is not my little boy
My little boy is 18 months old. He’s learning all kinds of fun things lately — words and signs. I’m a little disappointed though. He’s mastered the word “football” (buhbal!) before he’s managed hockey. I guess that makes sense, hockey is harder to say than football. Hopefully one of these days, he learns the best sport in the world too.
Which leads me to wonder, how do I make sure that my little boy doesn’t suffer from the West Virginian hockey affliction of either a) liking the Penguins best or b) being incapable of following the game on tv. He currently insists on saying football every time he sees a hockey player.
So, I’m going to have to take a pretty severe tactic. I’m going to have to freeze it into him. He’s going to have to sit out in the cold holding a hockey stick, until he forgets about “buh-ball” and thinks first and best about hockey. He’ll be allowed to eat hockey pucks and drink melted snow (Don’t get the yellow stuff!) until the training is complete. It’s harsh, but it must be done.
I’ll let you know how it goes.

I was really moved by my friend Matt Cook’s post last week titled
It’s a frequent conversation here in West Virginia. “I’d watch hockey if I could follow the puck… now, back when they had that red dot over it, I loved it…” This is most frequently said by people who love me and know that I probably hated the red dot. But, occasionally, I hear it from random people.