The NHL playoffs continue. Without my interest, I might add. Seriously, the Montreal Canadiens playing the Philadelphia Flyers has all the intrigue for me of Lex Luthor fighting the Romulans. Wait, no, that would be kind of awesome. The hockey thing is more like two things you disdain because they’re lame rather than because they’re “bad guys.” Anyway, analogy failed, but bottom line: NHL playoffs at this point? Meh.
However, there is an international hockey tournament going on over in Europe somewhere. The IIHF holds a world hockey championship every year — even in Olympic years. You’d think someone would be like, “Hey guys, um, we just had the winter olympics, which kind of established a world champion in a sport, so maybe, umm, can we skip a year?” Nope, no need to do that. Of course, the rosters end up looking a little different. Athletes who are invited to the Olympics go. Athletes who are invited to the WHC sometimes stop to think about it. Plus, the playoffs are still going on when it starts, so not everyone is available.
Yep, see, right there, I did it. I already gave a good reason why Canada stunk it up and is out of the WHC in the quarter finals. It’s not that we’re not the best (See: Olympics, Winter, 2010), it’s that our best aren’t there. It stinks that the Russians knocked us out. But, they probably feel a little bit better about that Olympic thing, now.
Just kidding. They don’t feel any better. Winning the World Hockey Championship won’t make them feel any better. They’ll have to wait 4 years to try to heal that wound. In your face, Russia!
And they said the cold war was dead.